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# happapapapapy b3taday Prof'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# many many thanks
oh - the stories story I could tell you about my time here...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ^this
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *embraces like a brother*
you're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# many many thanks
it's been a good 6 years
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *waits around for the twat the gatecrashes the happy birthday song to be the nutsacktard that pipes in 'and many more' at the end*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Like the time you didn't extinguish your 'herbal' cigarettes
and we had the fire?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# YOU!
What happened to the meat battenburg?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Today is Meatenburg Mk II. The recipe is fool proff
Unlike Meatenburg Mk I aka The Flattenburg.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# looking good
but how did it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It turned in to gelatinous soup with soggy pastry.
Mk I (chicken and lamb mouse) - Fail.
MK II (chicken and lamb meatloaves) - Sure win.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# My (outrageously pricey) solution would be
beef fillet and chicken fillets alternating, bonded with pate in a wellington stylee, then pastried and baked in a loaf tin for added support.

Let me know how Mk II goes - looking for a suitable excuse to try my version.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'm sure one could make mini-meatenburgs with this technique
without it being too pricey...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ooo!
Cracking idea.

Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :D
thanks - I feel so special, and I'll I did was sign up a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If you were to slow cook the meat you could use cheaper cuts.
BUt solid meat does not a meatenburg make!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
I bet Heston could do it.... all we need is a camera crew, an almost limitless supply of funding... a team of 25 highly trained and experienced chefs... liquid nitrogen, dry ice... and a vacpac water bath thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# a cuddly toy and a blankity blank cheque book and pen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Ah but there are no chunks in a battenburg.
I had considered that method but you need battenburgy texture and appearance to warrant an 'enburg name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# is that how Bella got it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hmmm we shall have to see...
one way or the other we'll get it cracked.

...By which I mean more than likely, you'll get it cracked.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It' all sorted.
I realsed halfway through my folly but thought I better try just in case.
I shall ahve a meatenburg by the weekend. I shall serve it with gravy from a teapot:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# You should also serve mashed potato in cupcake cases
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# No. Really. Do it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I'll start with meatenburgs for now.
I'll work on other caykey delights later on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Fair dos...
and now, a name change.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# What did you do at catering college?
fucking drugs?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# funny you should mention that...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# dude
are you aware of pimpthatsnack.com? its awesome, people create (as the name suggests) pimped snacks, like huge mars bars/ twix's/ creme eggs, etc
(Lord Chode, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# the cleansing fire
cleans all and shall come again!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# No
I left a big hole and loads of noobs got in and ravished our biscuits and ate our wimmin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# the ever encroach forces of noobiness
will one day consume us all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# That's why we have the glowing beacon of candleday to scare them off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I've seen posts you wouldn't believe....
Servers on fire somewhere in Texas,

I've seen 'Choppers and Sharks near some random bridge...

All these posts will be pushed off the board in time...

Time to lurk...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *watches dove released*
*watches it poo on the talkboard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)