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# FOR THE LOVE OF DOG!!!
peckish eh?


(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# THUMBS UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Disembodied hands up!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *Reefs*
Put your thumbs on, put your thumbs on,

Put your thu-huh-huh-humbs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# O hai seampilot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# He flies through the air at the speed of seams
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Now a want a pasty!
I heartily endorse Dial-a-Pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ULTIMATE SEAMS BIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Chemtrails??!


.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# This is more confusing than the time
I tried to do a sudoku with alphabetti-spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# What about Jenga with baked beans?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ravioli Tennis!


*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Have I just stepped into an episode of Alan Partridge?
Soup Bowling!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Pastrami Guess Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUTFm55I_9g
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that's not a pasty
it looks more like some sort of SLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# surely a slice
has a seem running down the side. If i am wrong and this proves to be a slice you may have my first born
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# by the same token
that very clearly isn't a pasty - Cornish or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# never understood why the cornish
are so proud of their pasties, any food that is designed to withstand being dropped down a mine shaft is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I wouldn't know about that
I do know that having savoury filling at one end and a sweet filling at the other is the kind of crazy genius that makes me proud to be a human and not an ant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that my dear prof
is a norfolk pasty! yes i do have too much time on my hands
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# seriously?
wow - I have new found respect for them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# that fact
is from Stephen Fry, so it must be true. respecting them is going a little far though
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# or potentially a steak bake
which contravenes the trades descriptions act 1968
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# nothing wrong here
all very pasty lovely
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# either there's a load of people standing on his wing
or that pilot isn't in a plane...

also - where's ghostie to repost a pic of his meatenburgh

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Meatenburg sounds like a nice nickname for your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# that's COMMANDER meatenburgh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Or "Belgrano" then, huh, you could like, shout out while you're fucking
lol - "I sunk the Belgrano" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I thought you're supposed to call a slapper The Belgrano.
On account of the number of men that went down on her.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I do that anyway, but this way it at least makes some sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I feel the need, the need
for CHEESE AND ONION!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha.
And no. I'm not laughing with you.

Do some of you not stop to think, before posting that yes, jokes are better than technique, but when your technique is this 'individual', that you had better be Morecambe and fucking Wise reincarnated to get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# s' a bit harsh
made me smile, look :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hehe.
not meant to be harsh.

Just meant to induce smiling in others at his expense.

Ok, a bit harsh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# dude,
you're harshing his buzz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Its nt zalgo or any other wanbagons
It might not be great but then not everyone is blessed with photoshop skillzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It's only seamlols.
if anyone gets offended over it then I'd be surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# you can't beat a bit of seam-lolz
on a rainy friday afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# As if I need a second invitation...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahha
yeovil
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# is that who I think it is in the bottom right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHH
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Bottom right, top left.
HE'S EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You may very well think that..
...But i couldn't possible comment.

if it's not you cup of tea, roll on by cupcake LOL!

...i do however accept that it is pure shite lol.

.....anyone try dialing the number yet?
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh yes, I always try calling random phone numbers I see on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# why would anyone ring the number??
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# because...
they are addicted to pasties and can't resist? ...nah, cheers gentleman, i shall continue to watch zulu and have another bag of hula hoops.

Muchos grtzioz innit. :o)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Is it an
Armed forces posted overseas number?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# It's russian
but i don't think its real

www.google.co.uk/search?q=09354+234236&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ouch, my dangerously soggy brain
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well the area code is russian
so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)