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# Arf!
I went to the shop to buy some green rizlas, just green rizlas. I have now returned with a can of R Whites, a can of coke, The Observer, A card for my mums birthday. And no rizlas.

This makes me angry face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Are you a Secret Lemonade Drinker?
2nd immediate thought : The Fast Show. "Even better than that dear... I've got a frying pan, some cream crackers and a CD of Bolivian folk music."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No, I am not.
I am very open about my lemonade consumption :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBa7eay6Fo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGJvGhIzaw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something, kid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I vaguely remember that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It was pure unadulterated wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtYr6QBV-4w&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Why can't you Australians handle
a proper sized beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what a pint? the beer sizes are odd and not standard around the country
but we just drink more of them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Whatever, you poofs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# no pooftahs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# What?
Like the 2L Darwin Stubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I want a giant inflatable Bratwurst
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Aye, I remember it well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
use the observer instead.

ed: if you soak one edge in the sugary lemonade it might go all sticky after a while...

please test this I have to know...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I went to the shop as soon as I posted that message.
Luckily it is only a minute away so crisis averted. You can all go back to getting on with your lives now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE A SUBSITUTE FAG PAPER
FROM A NEWSPAPER AND SOME LEMONADE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Tough shit!
I am already coughing and spluttering enough from my cold to destroy my lungs by smoking paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# as opposed to destroying your lungs by smoking tabbaco?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *ignores the warning*
*lights up cigarette and drinks tea*

Fuck you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# just remember to get your papsmear...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I wouldn't like to think where I would
have my smear taken....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# are you Tracy Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *sits in angry chair*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)