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# FIRE!

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'nings!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Arf!
I went to the shop to buy some green rizlas, just green rizlas. I have now returned with a can of R Whites, a can of coke, The Observer, A card for my mums birthday. And no rizlas.

This makes me angry face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Are you a Secret Lemonade Drinker?
2nd immediate thought : The Fast Show. "Even better than that dear... I've got a frying pan, some cream crackers and a CD of Bolivian folk music."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# No, I am not.
I am very open about my lemonade consumption :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBa7eay6Fo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGJvGhIzaw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something, kid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I vaguely remember that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It was pure unadulterated wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtYr6QBV-4w&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Why can't you Australians handle
a proper sized beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what a pint? the beer sizes are odd and not standard around the country
but we just drink more of them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Whatever, you poofs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# no pooftahs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# What?
Like the 2L Darwin Stubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I want a giant inflatable Bratwurst
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Aye, I remember it well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
use the observer instead.

ed: if you soak one edge in the sugary lemonade it might go all sticky after a while...

please test this I have to know...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I went to the shop as soon as I posted that message.
Luckily it is only a minute away so crisis averted. You can all go back to getting on with your lives now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE A SUBSITUTE FAG PAPER
FROM A NEWSPAPER AND SOME LEMONADE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Tough shit!
I am already coughing and spluttering enough from my cold to destroy my lungs by smoking paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# as opposed to destroying your lungs by smoking tabbaco?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *ignores the warning*
*lights up cigarette and drinks tea*

Fuck you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# just remember to get your papsmear...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I wouldn't like to think where I would
have my smear taken....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# are you Tracy Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *sits in angry chair*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha nicely :)

morning teh board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Morning teh mediocre!
Hows life in Dutch land?

Make sure to take the piss out of drbroon, Prodigy69 and The Hedgehog from Hell today!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ha, all is well over 'ere
expecting some company soon, so I don't think I'll be here long.

Why do we need to take the piss out of those people?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Because of this!
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7963110.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Haha what is this foot-ball they keep talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Some silliness.
However, this was a good weekend.

England won and Wales and Scotland lost! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# England lost the rugby, so did wales and scotland.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# England only lost the rugby by one place.
Wales lost the rugby by 3 places and scotland by 4. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# you still fucking lost...bite the bullet and admit it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yup this. It's not by how much. It doesn't matter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Blah blah blah
;) Ning Prodge! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hungover to buggery :)

and all this clocks going forward has me confused
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I knew something was wrong! I forgot about that.

I am also hungover to buggery. I was drinking some Brandy liqeur thing from Austria last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hehe I can appreciate the source of merriment
but I really don't give one single fuck about football ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hoops went down i presume?
didn't think drbroon and hedgehog were from glasgow though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Nah, it was international weekend.
Scotland lost to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# oh i see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you can't take the piss out of someone who knows
his national team was going to get humped from the start.

We didn't expect to win.
We're shit and we know we are.


I love how you lot think you're world beaters again after one good win...
trust me, for having all those great player you're really not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
What are you talking about?

Beckham is the best player in the world and he is gonna win the world cup single handedly for us ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Bla Bla Bla!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# goeiemorgen!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# mogguh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)