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# Slippery Metal Steps
BTW does anyone have the reciepe for Napalm?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Yes.
1. Buy some ready-made napalm.
2. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :(
Needs to be home-made
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
1. Buy some home-made napalm
2. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# napalm
low octane petrol + benzene + polystyrene (usually a styrofoam cup). Skip the microwave part though!
(I helped save b3ta! 19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# "Slippery Metal Steps" sounds like a great name for a prog metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Lolz!
Maybe they could burn down my Letting Agents for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Much the same as marzipan but without the sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# mmm
I think its styofoam and petrol

mix


place in microwave

run
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nice!
That seems to ring a few bells!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# add something to make it sticky
thatll help

some phosphorous will make it brighter and some manganese will give it some colour

have fun and remember safety first, and make it in a neighbours shed so yours wont burn down
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Buy a napalm death CD
scribble out the word death

Profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Someone once told me you needed frozen orange juice and butter.
Never mind napalm, just chuck thermite and lit matches at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thats what they say on fight club
because they weren't allowed to say the proper recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ahhh.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# no that was a line in the film Fart Club
with bradd pittt i think

you need to make the petrol thciker thats the secret.

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# microwave day-old pizza on high for 10 mins. It seems to have the same properties as napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Marzipan and Nesquik I think
But it's not the ingediants, it's the ratio.

1% out either way and you end up with concentrated ennui
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)