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# 'DUCK!'
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Cricket.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I don't like cricket
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I would have continued
but everyone else beat me to it

It's the Monday Afternoon B3ta Sing-Along!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# There was a time, many moons ago,.
where myself and Archie recited the whole of Magic Dance by David Bowie in Brian text. Those were the days. No ClanSoul at all ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I love it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh Yeah!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's shit.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# get out
*points towards France*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This^^^^
Cricket is the 3rd best sport of all time after Curling and Fencing.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Curling is only good if you use monkeys.
Fencing is ok.
Cricket = Shit.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Wrong!
Dry stone walling is the best sport ever!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they do that in France too
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they play cricket there too
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^trufax
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Badly
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# They invented it acording to Lord Stephen of Fry
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I've been to France before.
I didn't like it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# !
France is fucking awesome! for all sorts of reasons (food, people, wine, people, wine, government, women, wine and wine).

Also - after giving birth the state provides women with a) hired help like a nanny who does housework etc b) state imposed pelvic floor exercises.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that would explain the lower proportion of gunts in france compared to the UK
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# on the other hand
chiropractic is in the same league as black magic

and no fucker can ever use their indicators properly
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Anything that involves hitting a ball
isn't worth watching
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that leaves darts
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Swimming, Trampolining...
Trampolining is only good if you take part.
Unless someone breaks their neck, then it's fucking great.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Horse Riding for you then
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No.
Just, no.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# trampolining is not a sport
I refuse to accept this.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It is if you cross it with darts.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# where is there a pub with the
ceiling height to allow this to happen?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# France
probably
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# My local has very high ceilings.
Also, The White Elephant in Northampton.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Does that include wrestling?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Definately.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)