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# I refuse to have my attention diverted from how shit she is
by how horny her husband is.

I'd be fucking horny and frustrated if my cock socket looked like that. That or mid-divorce due to cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I'd rather that than Blears
I bet hers is like two bricks stuck together
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Stale crusty roll with a hole poked in it
I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# or like an old chamois leather you find in a bucket in the garage that you forgot to wring out after using it last summer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# thanks for that
*puts mayonnaise back in fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *round of applause*
I'll leave my fish skin analogy out of this, I think. Save it for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# and the slugs have been at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that is a really nasty image... I may well be seeing my lunch again...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# best not to mention alsation's gums then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# And the award for 'Alliteration in a sexual context' goes to CAPAIN WOW for 'cock socket'!
how's the new job going Wowser?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's not, yet
I thought it would be, but here I am doing the same old sheyite. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# meh!
I'm just getting back into things after relaxing a little round about October. Deadlines schmedlines
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I want a new job. I don't want this new one.
It's not different enough. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# is that alliteration?
I have never understood alliteration.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Don't split hairs
he's recognised my smashingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# every day thorugh my binoculars baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# \o/
You're welcome for Saturday then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# probably assonance rather than alliteration
but who cares... 'cock socket' is a fitting phrase for a fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I thought it was the 'how horny her hustband is' bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)