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# she's a little bit too clean and bright for my liking
but she's dead pretty and can play the piano

Universal truth #57: woman + musical instrument = x5 sexiness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Do they have to be any good at the musical instrument?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# grade 8 skin flute

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oi!
You ruined my joke =(

Ha ha. Great filthy minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I heard
she plays a mean skin flute...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# saxphone is good
cf The Zutons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Cor yes!
Abi Harding FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Abi(g) Hardon more like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The Pink Picalo?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# nope
although being good brings them into a whole new band of sexiness... at which point it gets complicated because a) there such a thing as being so sexy it's unattractive and b) no one likes a show off and c) being too good may be intimidating... which might be sexy again.

It's VERY complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# "if she can hit a triangle without missing it, that's good enough for me"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you're just discriminating against
the mentally less well off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)