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# TWIRL UPDATE: Double fucking vend!
Today is a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *jealouses*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
Your 'git' was justified, it sounded a lot like I was boasting.

Which I guess I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# SCORE!
That is indeed much win.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# result
I remember once, when I used to work in an office, the girl that fills up the vending machine forgot to shut the front properly

amazingly, all the food 'fell out', except the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The stewards at university always make sure you can't get a double vend
the grumpy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# See, our machines are great
The coil only stops when the product cuts a laser at the bottom so there's no chance of missing out.

Double vends are pretty rare though hence the wild celebration in my office right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The best is when you get a triple vend
when a double vend, knocks something else off on its way down,
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *high fives*
fucking score!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Double fucking vend?
I had a triple fucking vend once.

Had to resign after that, as my raison d'etre had gone.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# That's only happened to me with crisps.
I could eat three chocolate bars but not three bags of crisps :(
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Well I kept the third as a trophy,
so I'll swap it for your uneaten bag of crisps?

It was about 7 years ago so can't vouch for its condition.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# That's cool
Chocolate lasts forever it just goes a bit white. You like Thai sweet chilli Sensations?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hmm, well I did
but then overindulged as they were the machine's best crisp option. Eating a pack every day caused them to totally lose their appeal.

So in summary ... no.

But yeah I agree on the chocolate thing - quite a common occurence for me to be eating easter egg chocolate after christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)