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# I tell ya: if Shakespeare were alive...


Edit: just realised I've misspelt 'jacqui' and also that I can't be arsed to put it right.

Edit 2: typo fixed. i can sleep easy.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ha!
how very Mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Pfft I love the line
"Have some of our Dole"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Cheers
I did it last week and made the mistake of posting it in the new compo threadrush, zero replies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# yeah - we've all been there.
it's like having your child swept away in the tube rush hour.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# TIMMMMMMMMMYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hark . . . I prithee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yay!
"Hark unto the wailing of the bankers, for they hie even unto their stately homes, therein to watch spinning platters laden with lust and two-handed bottom stretching."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Haaaaahahahaa . . . you bard you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# :)
Old Will would have been right at home here. Fart gags, cock jokes, lewdness and obscenity - all entirely his bag....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# "All the worlds a porno and all the men(and women) are merely people who pay taxes so you can watch it."
Suprisingly forward thinking that shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# excellent.
I refer the honourable b3tan to my post from earlier this evening on that very same subject.

*departs to create "subsidised wanking for all" protest banner*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I think I commented on it :)
Have I not been paying the wank tax?

I hope there isn't one.. I'll have run up such a bill by now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# VAT on looping mpegs FTW
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# That's what you get for wanking to pelicans.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# To the tune of the Love Boat , "O-bama will be making another run..."
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The Love Boat
showing our age, are we? :)
and cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hehe - I grew up with that TV theme. Its forever etched in my memory
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# arses!
and now it's rattling around in my head too :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# HAHA
There is no cure for that recurring theme
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# OH YES THERE IS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mg8m49vSM8

g'night all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Aceness.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# merci merci
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Woo yay verily
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Cheers
and give my regards to York next time you're there...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)