You know what they say about men with big handsThey need big gloves.
In other news, I've got 3 flashdrives. What object should I insert them into?
Points get deducted for 'computer' or 'body cavity'.
(In other news, I've got 3 flashdrives. What object should I insert them into?
Points get deducted for 'computer' or 'body cavity'.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33,
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A "Goatse"shaped hub unit.
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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marzipanputty
oats
egg yolk
my upstairs neighbour once called me in to work out why her mouse wasn't working - turned out she'd jammed the USB lead into the serial port on her PC - which didn't have a USB port
(oats
egg yolk
my upstairs neighbour once called me in to work out why her mouse wasn't working - turned out she'd jammed the USB lead into the serial port on her PC - which didn't have a USB port
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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ARGHchrist
um, no
she was barely human, let alone female
(um, no
she was barely human, let alone female
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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You should have jammed your penis in her anusand told her "that is what it felt like to you computer"
(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45,
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1. tampon
2. eyeball
3. Anita Dobson
(2. eyeball
3. Anita Dobson
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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I bet you found that list in Brian May's dustbinand it's headed 'Top Wank Material'
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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If I can get a realistic-looking glass eye, I'll gladly try #2And it must be a fake eye. Real ones go squishy and mouldy.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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You can get bouncy ball eyes in some joke shops or something. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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