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# ooooh, I don't like them honey
They're all looking for a fight

OH NO!
There's one in the corner

I said: OH NO!
I think he's coming over




I'm so writing this song now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The Chinese Popular Lobster is here to assist you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I love this little crustacean fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *does not question the popular lobster*
The popular lobster saved me from serfism. I am very thankful to popular lobster. Please take that gun away from my son's forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It's a form of persuasion it tends to find reaps excellent results.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# What's a Tibet?
Ohhhhh, you mean Little China.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft!
Sad, but true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *riffs*
Nowt else matters!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# My ex mate once called me at three in the morning to tell me
'OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY THE BEGINNING OF NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!'

'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :(
I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You really can. You've got a right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# right.
Get a tuned guitar. pluck the bottom E string (the thickest one), then the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th. Repeat. Tada.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I got stuck at "tuned guitar"
I have an empty butter container and elastic bands...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Just facially injure yourself and be Lars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# DEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *sticks two fingers up in an Easterly direction*
That showed 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Have at ya, with your largest standing army in the world 'n all....
oh fuuuuck! They're coming!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# To the end of the garden!
They'll never find us here, there's a bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Giddyup!
We *are* still playing Chuggy-Backs, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# We will be as soon as you take your hands off my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ooops!
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# TO THE BUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *hums the Robin Hood music*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Captain Wow, Captain Wow
Carrying her friend
Captain Wow, Captain Wow
To the garden's end
Feared by Paul Gadd
Loved by the hood (yo)
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm going to make you sing that when you come down to town.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D you better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# This is the best thing I've ever read and now I'm sad that I've reached the peak.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I love that guy
... I also love the great smooooth taste of Port Royal rolling tobacco. Mmmmm - that's a satisfying smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# "Don't say it won't harm ya"
It's a goddam vicious llama"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# OH NO!
He's looking all kinds of crazy

I said: OH NO!
He'll kick my head and then he'll daze me
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Shirley....
Daze sprays
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Nah, this is one mean llama.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# OH NO!
He'll kick you in the knackers

OH NO!
Because he's jealous of alpacas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *high five response*
awesome.

(p.s. watch How I Met Your Mother and revel in the awesomeness of NPH)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Neil Patrick Harris?
I've only ever seen him in Harold and Kumar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)