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# haha - have this...

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

‘Och, it's all going to be grand', says Jock. 'I've everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night'.

Archie nods approvingly.

'Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in' continued Jock.

'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'That's braw, you'll look pure deed smart in that!'

'And what's the tartin?' Archie then enquires..

'Och,' says Jock, 'I'd imagine she'll be in white......'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm in a posh hotel in Mayfair
I have an hour to tie my dickie bow up. It's not enough time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# For goodness sake.
Reckon you can get to East Herts and back in under an hour? I can do it for you.

edit: leave it undone, leave your collar undone and go and get a cigar and a whisky. Hum swing tunes. That's the sexiest a man can look in a tux.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# would I come back?
I'll probably do my usual trick of using a ready tied and placing the real one in my pocket for a quick swap later.

There will be PLENTY of whisky

/works in teh industry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I don't know. Probably, I'm not that alluring.
I say go for the Sinatra post 11pm look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# will do
we have a triangular pool table to play with tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :O
madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# black marker pen and draw it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
as if I have a marker pen on me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# everyone should carry a marker pen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ring down to the front desk
they love shit like that... :)

"some dickhead in room 264 needs his ass wiping..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this wins second prize
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Or just walk down to the front desk and be very apologetic to one of the ladies around there and state "I'm a complete cretin"
One of them will probably be really mothering to you and do it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I NEED A TAILOR STAT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# here.......
www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Bow-Tie
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thank you
its that magic last step I always have trouble with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)