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# haha
I broke all those fucking macho rules the other day and bought a Yorkie Bar and ate the lot - there you go boys CHOCOLATE IS FOR GIRLS! there is no chocolate safe in my hands!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it's not just ludicrous mysoginist advertising
they actually put girl poison in yorkies, they can be deadly, you've been very lucky
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# maybe Maiden has a . . . . secret!
0_o


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You're welcome to inspect the goodies, sweetheart.
Chocolate bars I mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# HURRA... oh . . .
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I have failed ... urrrrghh *slump*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# well the packs are clearly labelled
you've only got yourself to blame
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's not clear labelling it just says "Not for Girls"
and what is the best way to ensure women buy it - tell them they can't have it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this is a tactic i use to woo ladies
i shout FUCK OFF NO GET DOWN YOU DOG whenever any woman comes within three feet
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Only works if you have something worth wanting dear ;) haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that's true
this is why i'm so crushingly lonely
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# oh if only you'd cultivated some sort of wonderous tallent as a youngster
like being able to kick a ball into a net... or make wire reverberate pleasingly... then everything would have been different!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# it works for Gok Wang
he's not really gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I suspected this
he get's to look at women naked and tells them they look fantastic - he's just oogling their tits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# it's when he starts licking their nipples
that the illusion is totally ruined...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *illusion ruined*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *phones the monkey beer hotline*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# It's shite anyway.
I had one and there was not a trace of a Yorkshire Terrier in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yes I was dissappointed too
as I didn't run over a single hedgehog with my bus and I thought that's what lorry driving yorkie bar eating men do for a living (hedgehog culling)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck!
www.dailymotion.com/video/k2AC8MPn0Ux2dZTJDU
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That's the one
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)