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'Languish in your own decay'

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Katy Perry's let herself go

hasn't she?

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

Yeah, a bit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

Oh and woo to the pic

it's extremely very good.

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

Oh, well thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

does he make piggy growling sounds like the lead piggy noise maker from Amputated?

EDIT: I like the camoflage :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

Well...

have a listen.

Edit: thanks :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

no sound..

so I can't.

type amputated into youtube :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntWL8WxreM - the lovely little ditty Menstral Cunt Fart.. it probably wouldn't be safe for work if you could actually make any of the lyrics out.

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

Ooooh,

they're good. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

you like that?

oh..okay then :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

Yeah, it's not bad.

I can listen a bit, but after a few tracks, I can't anymore. I start laughing.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

i'm the same

but with laughter from the start.

I did some searching and found their website.. then saw there is actual lyrics.. I started laughing even harder.

the lyrics are ..."interesting"

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

Ahahahahahah

That's why I can listen for a bit before laughing. Because I can;t understand what they're saying. Then, I'll catch a word or two, and just crack up.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'm kind of fond of these guys

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVkpLYFHWtw

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

Ahahah

I was just listening to that track. I got it on the Terrorizer Fear Candy CD this month. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

Wow. That's why I like it here.

I may be old, but I like all kinds of music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooAntWMGHQM

Darnit, this live sound kind of sucks. Oh well.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Much as I love metal,

I can't get into this kind of thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

What do you like?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

I'm perfectly happy with thrash, doom, stoner rock, post rock or whatever,

but this kind of thing just leaves me cold

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

I don't really have a problem with gore metal

or goredeath or whatever it's called, but I can't take it seriously. Bands like CC actually write this stuff, and they're serious about it. I can only really listen to it for a laugh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

A few friends of mine wanted their band to start wearing corpse paint.

Silly buggers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

Oh, yeah.

I saw Cradle of Filth with some mates (they were pretty bad) and one of their openers was this band all in corpse paint. I think they were called Zombie-something. A bunch of their fans were there all painted, too. They made a big riot and a bunch of them got kicked out. x_x

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

I can't take it seriously.

That said, Gwar put on a good show if you don't mind getting covered in fake blood and vomit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

I've always wanted to see Gwar.

I love bands that just put on a good show, even if they're a bit silly. I'm not a Cradle fan, but they had a good live show, so I ended up having a good time.

Plus they had good openers. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

Try their earlier stuff like Homovore and Human Jerky.

Back when they played decent grind instead of shitty goredeath crap.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

I might do that.

I have been listening to a lot of Gojira lately.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

French whale-core, eh? Not a fan myself though.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

I saw them on a tip off a few weeks ago.

The new album is great.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I heard one once. I forget which, and when.

The last real metal I think I listened to was probably Goatsnake a few days back.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Ah, I love goatsnake.

Do you know Baroness? I'm seeing them on Saturday and I haven't looked into them yet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

I liked First and Second, but the split and their latest LP I really don't like.

I think you'd enjoy it though.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

Fair enough.

It's mostly an excuse to get an old friend over for some drinking, but hopefully it'll be good.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

Sounds ace!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

Gonna dig out their first 7" tonight, I think.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

Ahhhh

you have a record player?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Of course. How would I play my records otherwise?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

*steal*

I totally want one, because somehow I've ended up with a bunch of 7"s that I can't listen to.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Bad luck.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

Also: I don't where said records came from.

But I have them *shrug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

oooh, I like the work on the trousers

Also, you are helping push the shite down the board

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

Killerkitti is the All-Bran of b3ta

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

Thanks!

:D

What am I pushing down the board?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

The lolorists boards

Why is he holding a vibrator?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oh, okay.

It's a microphone...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

It looks like vibrator I've seen

who cares, it looks good. how long did the troosers take?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

~~seen~~ own

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

If i did, I would say :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

Well that certainly backfired.

Back to the drawing board. Of responses.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

It did indeed :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

Hahahaha

thanks. :]

Umm...they took maybe 20 minutes?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

You have done a great job on them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

Thank you, kind sir.

*curtsy* :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

*bows*

*falls over*

Oh yeah, my legs fell off last week

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

*helps back up*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Gonorrhea clam farmers?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

What?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

gcf.gif :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

Aaaaah

George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

stupid name ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

Well, yeah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

Corpsegrinder

What a shit name

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

Couldn't agree more

I was Christened 'Corpsegrinder' and I changed it by deed poll before I could walk.

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zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

it needs more ARGH in it..

Genital Carving Fascists

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

They only had one album out

Shame, they were good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

George Corpsegrinder Fisher!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

Cannibal Corpse!

I think the song you've quoted there may have the worst name ever.

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zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

see my link above..

Amputated have some pretty "out there" song titles...

Gore metal they are.. or some other stupid thing like that.

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arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yeah, it's a bit funny actually. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

Anal Cunt - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

anal cunt FTW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Boo.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

Ah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

WRONG BOO.

I WAS BOOING YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

Oooooh.

Oops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

The ah, would work in both contexties

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

BANANA.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

BANA

BANANANA

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

BONGO.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

MMMBOP

ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

I hate you.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

It's stuck in my head...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Good! I hope you suffer its torments all day.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

I was singing it in Whole Foods

over that stupid song Ticket to Ride.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Banananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

/Nanny Ogg Blog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

Oh no! Otterby is broken.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

sKug loves that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

It's random front man of any number or collage metal bands:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

Hahahahah

It's the guy out of Cannibal Corpse.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

Yeah but you know what I mean.

Straight long brown hair.
Combats
Black tshirt
And most likely called Matt (dave is usually is bassist brother)

FIve years on Matt is not getting laid anymore but still puts muscician on his passport and Dave is an accountant:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

Well, you do have a point there. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)

I tick all the boxes apart from combats when I was briefly a bassist.

Even down to being called Dave and having a brother called Matt.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

*poimts*

ACCOUNTANT!!!

Anyway this is all nonsense! You name is plainly my other username is a porsche.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

Well obviously my other username is a porsche was the name I was born with.

I just called myself Dave to save time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

Well change it back!

just call yourself ctrl+v obviously after you've called yourself crtl+c for the first time!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

grrr and...

...grrrr grrrr.... grrrrrrr and ... grrrr grrrr!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)