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[challenge entry] yaroo!
I'm baking a cake/laying a cable etc etc


From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# wahey
:)
edit: who drew a cock?
come on own up!
sargant.illustrain.com/war/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# whoever it was
is a genius.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# some genius!
shame it wasn't right in the middle of the US.. oh they've already got a massive cock here anyway
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# dont know
but someone really doesn't like greenland.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# uurrgh
i wouldn't go to sri lanka for a while
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# But Sri Lanka
is one of few unharmed areas. And you can't expect even a giant cock to fire milky wee halfway across the Indian Ocean.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Wish I'd
thought of that...hmph
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# why?
it would have taken ages - this way, someone else did it for you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i saw that
and cried.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Arf!
Cock! *snigger*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# sorry
I couldn't resist
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# well... I mean...
Wouldn't it be cool, if, like they dropped bombs on all those places, and a volcano sprung up in each one... And made a bit of land... So then they'd have to update all the atlases, and they'd all have a big willy on them...

Ahem. I'll grow up now, shall I?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# no working?
it doesn't seem to create a crater where I click, am I firing blanks?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# yes
that is good
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry to do this to you,
but I'd like to say... "Cunting Pissflaps!" Some evil pixie got into my PC and I haven't been able to get into b3ta for the last hour and a half, it was running like Christopher Reeve, basically.
Argh, I had to do some work, now I feel very weak.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# deep breathes dear..
...we will be here when you get back. All you missed was silly-cnut afternoon anyway.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# read that as deep breasts
must be work safe lesbo hour!
we been trolled again? ah rapture!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# heehee you said breasts
yeah, it was a bit, i had to do some typing. pah!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# oh
well - i hope you like my pic! was it worth getting back onto b3ta?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Lucky you
you missed some unfluffyness earlier...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Don't worry,
there's some developing above...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)