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# Hey sod the religion is what I say
it's a free holiday and it has chocolate! - let's just tell it like it is.

FREE HOLIDAY EAT CHOCOLATE UNTIL YOUR SICK AND IT'S PROBABLY RAINING OUT SO DON'T PLAN ON GOING ANYWHERE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SHUT ANYWAY DAY! ~ may contain eggs, bunnies and crosses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Over here, it's tradition that people go out in millions to buy cars and furniture today

I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# cos jesus was a carpenter
who drove everywhere in a triumph i think
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Moses came down the mountain on a triumph (bonneville - I'd imagine)
if my Religious Indoctrination Education is anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh yes that's right
Jesus was more into riding asses if i remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# One of his disciples had a Honda though
The Bible clearly states that they all left in one Accord.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# In London the garden centres are choc-a-bloc
As people assume that from Easter, the danger of frost has passed.
/Gardener's World
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ah yes, that too

I don't see the point in going there now, when the shops are absolutely packed, when you just as easily could go tomorrow. Not that I'm going anyway. I just don't see why people would do such a thing to themselves and their families.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)