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# bored with easter now

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hey sod the religion is what I say
it's a free holiday and it has chocolate! - let's just tell it like it is.

FREE HOLIDAY EAT CHOCOLATE UNTIL YOUR SICK AND IT'S PROBABLY RAINING OUT SO DON'T PLAN ON GOING ANYWHERE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SHUT ANYWAY DAY! ~ may contain eggs, bunnies and crosses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Over here, it's tradition that people go out in millions to buy cars and furniture today

I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# cos jesus was a carpenter
who drove everywhere in a triumph i think
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Moses came down the mountain on a triumph (bonneville - I'd imagine)
if my Religious Indoctrination Education is anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh yes that's right
Jesus was more into riding asses if i remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# One of his disciples had a Honda though
The Bible clearly states that they all left in one Accord.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# In London the garden centres are choc-a-bloc
As people assume that from Easter, the danger of frost has passed.
/Gardener's World
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ah yes, that too

I don't see the point in going there now, when the shops are absolutely packed, when you just as easily could go tomorrow. Not that I'm going anyway. I just don't see why people would do such a thing to themselves and their families.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# My money's on choclit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# "choclit" sounds rude
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# "For the discerning man (or woman) who loves both choc AND clit!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# margret cho?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Carbohydrate based clitoris
severely frowned upon in the Atkins Diet!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# no competition really is it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# CHOCLIT!
and perhaps CAYKE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# they duel for cayke at xmas
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# who's cho?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# harry potter's ex
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# harry potter is a complete pillock.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# yes he should have chosen slytherin really
shouldn't he
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# the wut in where?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hah! you just reminded me of this time I made a casual comment like:
"Harry Potter books are for kids, I don't know why adults waste their time reading them"

and got dragged in to some argument where the other guy was saying "so is everything you read great literature, then?".

THEY ARE KIDS BOOKS! Grrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# kids books are usually the best though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
It's all about the chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)