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# Afternoon
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Jacqui Smith can fucking fuck off
and fuck off while she's doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
*files that away for later use*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# You knows it.
I have to go to tesco, but so far I am still sat here in my jim jams and one sock. Afterning Nibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hurrah for holidays!
I am working booooo

but at least I am at home
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# If it helps
I'm going into a world of shit tomorrow. Not looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Wear protective clothing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Come down to the World of Shit sale this bank holiday monday!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Lucas World of Furniture, I believe it's called round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# You'd think I'd know about that considering.
But I've never heard of it, bordering on panic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# It's a sofa type shop, I'm sure you'll somehow survive.
You don't strike me as someone overly into chairs and chair accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hospital > work.
I'm hoping I break something or have a seizure
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *fetches bubblewrap*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Nooooo
just a little fall. That's all I need. Little teeny fallette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'm not sure I'm okay with this.
Ahh ahhh AHHH AHHHHH AHHHH PANICKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'm quite good at falling.
I do it often. Clumsy as balls, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Oh that's it.
*fetches bubblewrap, duct tape, bungee cords and 4 pillows*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If you did that I'd so start leaping out of windows because I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# have you ever been zorbing?
I want to go zorbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I haven't, and it pains me.
I can get a discount on buying one. It'd cost me 910 pounds to buy a zorb of my very own. Bloody tempting.

If I do suddenly buy one, I shall let you know and you can borrow it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# \o/
I promise to go to the toilet first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Awesome, this is such a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# But that's half the fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'll have to staple you to the floor then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :-( always ruining my fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's so true.
It's also REAL SUNNY. My eyeglands are swelling with viscous juices.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I have to go outside in it in a mo.
Blee. Then back home for DIE HARD. \o/

Right, m'off. Bye bye chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Tata, spaceman.
Visit again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# This doesn't sound good at all

*huggles*

Either decide that you don't care as long as you get paid (and actually don't care), or care and start doing something else. I know I might be oversimplifying the problem here, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm in the process
of getting into a new job that I can hopefully wrangle more money for. Nae worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :(
boo to work and stuff

to make up for it, you should go to Tesco in your pyjamas and shout WHERE ARE BACONS! I WANT BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# \o/ BACONS.
The wife is buying today, so I have to go along with boring things we need as opposed to awesome things I want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# this^
this latest episode doesn't really bother me, it's the dumb things she said and done since taking the post.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It'll be okay though, she has one of the smallest majorities in Parliament so we won't be seeing her at all for much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I bet she is doing what the majority of MPs do
(milking it).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# this
she's a total barrel-scraping

it's a fucking mockery that in comparison, John Reid was a genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# sad
but true
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# still
it could have been Blears

if that happens, I'm moving to Saturn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# quite
as a post-feminist i'm delighted that there's more women with power, as a human i'm fucking dismayed that it's these smacktards
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehehehhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i like the fact that white rope was also on her expense account
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
bl c
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
I bet she is too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# As I discovered while being satirical last week
If you do a google image search for "Jacqui Smith" it comes up with "Related searches: jacqui smith cleavage"

:/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# fucking hell, it does as well!
along with:

"Jacqui Smith breasts" and

"Jacqui Smith sexy"

autocomplete is like looking into the dark mind of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :)

Looking back at you
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)