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# Magnets!
I had a couple of Neodymium ones and I fucking lost them... they're probably stuck to the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Awwww!
I fucking love magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# you'd sex a magnet woman you would!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I fucking would man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# well, you can't deny the attraction
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I find the idea of that repellant sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I've got a 5 Tesla magnet at work.
We have to paint a yellow line around it with 'DANGER OF DEATH (to those with pacemakers, or pockets full of stek knives)'

edit: I have to admit, while we have to do the line and sign thing, we just haven't got round to it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Take that health and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Health and safey don't exist here.
We had a French chap turning a strange mixture of mottled grey and pink every time he was splashing litres of selenium waste around the place. You could smell it from nearly 100 metres outside the department, even with the fume hoods on full.
No-one, except me, gave a damn (apart from everyone complaining about smell).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!
I love Swizzleland :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I remember the look on the department head's face
when I told him that the building would fail an EU inspection.
Mwa ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha... this pallet truck was sucked into an MRI scanner
and they reckon the magnets used in those are in the 0.5-Tesla to 3.0-Tesla range

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Funny magnet story!
I was working for a commercial removals company and we were moving a lab.. I found this uber magnet and thought, 'Oh I shall nick that'. I stuck it in my back pocket. The client walked past me I stepped back and suddenly found my arse stuck to metal shelving behind me which in a panic to avoid being caught I pulled down with my arse.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is why magnets are so fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)