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# I've got some silvers coming through
but I always dye mine anyway. Men look lovely with grey hair, you're all bumfaces in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ^This
LOVE that salt-and-pepper look
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# On someone in their mid 20s?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah, why not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# people just laugh at me.
I don't even think it's that obvious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# they're just laughing at you
nothing to do with your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
For getting there before me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiine ruin my relatively good day. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# When you pay me for therapy, you'll get therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# what can I get for a bit of string and a half chewed caramel covered in lint?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Scant few friends, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# aw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's all because of your mother
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# no she makes me spit the half chewed caramels into the bin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# in other news
I'll be on the same continent as you in June... given that you don't leave Oz before then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# sydney? if so I'll take a big sign to the airport wishing you a good journey home!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# not Sydney
Melbourne. For 3 weeks. Seeing some people and thinking about driving the great ocean road.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahah it will probably rain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *ahem*
late 20s....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# 25 is late 20s now?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# technically, in order of magnitude estimates, yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Fuck it then I'm 30 for the next 5 years...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I was only messing with you!
:D

Jealous, too....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't back down!! you're right!! let us mock his age mercilessly!
and I thought you were only fourteen...YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# But, hang on -
You're younger than him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# how does that stop me taking the piss?
it doesn't, it gives the pisstaking a youthful zest, to keep it going when everyone else falls asleep at the helm of their zimmer frames.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
zzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzznursethey'retakingmydressinggownzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *tries to follow the complete absence of internal logic within this point*
*gives up, due to not being bothered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'm confused.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This is becoming painfully clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# why can't I take the piss out of someone because they're older than me?
i think i will go scribble a fourier transform on a bit of paper
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# make a martini
and sit and think while you drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# no vermouth :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I found some very nice Scottish Vodka the other day
it was very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# McDraino?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *nods off*
Sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *steals false teeth*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *stabs in the eye with a fucking huge knife*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you call that a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# it's a spoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Applied in the manner of Alan Rickman
circa Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# meh
I've been waiting all of my life to be old.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# For sure.
On anyone, holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It's when it gets in the beard that I love
my dad, bless him, he's got brown hair with a few greys and then an entirely silver beard. Looks awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *decides not to shave beard of after all*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes
BEARDS UNTIE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# to form some sort of super mecha beard
BEARD-RA!

*thrusts face fuzz forwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# BEARD-RA vs. MOUSTACH-ZILLA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# both of them vs. GILLETTEOH-SAN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You'd better not, it's lovely.
*loves scritchy cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Mr Trellis is growing his back at present
I have red-raw lips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# The wife is never allowed to shave his off
he looks like a creature comforts character with no facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He only shaved it cos we were doing a show a couple of weeks ago
And he decided his character wasa clean-shaven. Confused the hell out of Iz...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# She got her own back
She's learning to climb, and daddy's chest hair makes great hand-holds....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Excellent work, tiny soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ouch
... maybe this is why so many men in those posers wax their chests. They HATE babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He needs to be a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He bloody is
his blood tests came back and they can't see any Hep C in his system.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Then it's decided, he shall become a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# \o/ SUPERDA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# My beard is turning white
from ginger of course. Which now means its patchy but around my mouth and my tache it's a kind of nice light straw colour.
As for the hair on my head when I have any any, That is also turning white at my temples and I'd have given anything for it to be that colour as a kid. Sadly There will be none left before it all changes now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# White is just as good as grey.
Especially when it's speckly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)