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# Hahaha
He narrowly escaped by playing McCartney's Pipes of peace.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I really believe pigeons are Nazi 's
they shit all over my balcony...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# They're not nazi they're alien invaders.
I've been all over the world and I'm yet to find a country which they haven't conquered,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Of all the times I was in China...
I saw about 3 of them, maybe. Well some fatish grey birds were roosting on a tower block, but I've never seen pigeons in the streets or even in the countryside there. Lots of Chickens though.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# In Asia I've seen them in
China, Japan, Vietnam, Laos, the Philippines, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysian and Indonesian. There's no escaping the bastards.



EDIT: WTF!!! ANother email from a complete twat. It basically said, 'We booked two people in a dorm and two people in a private as that was all that was available. We'd like to all stay in one room togeather. If you can't do this we awant a free pint beer each'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hmm, weird.
because I rarely, if ever, see them when I travel outside of Europe. Maybe they're just following you...OH SHI-

Edit: Why the hell would they want to all stay in the same room anyway? Keep an eye out, the swingers might be about. Or they just want to score free beer.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I really couldn't do your job
far too many chancers
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha ha - I love people
I hope you tell them they're more than welcome to attempt to find alternative accommodation, but they will lose their deposit...

FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I very politely replied
As the rooms they booked were the only ones available and they knew this when they booked they could, as far as I am concerned, they could go and bugger themselves with a cactus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# well
as long as you offered to supply the cactus - remember good customer service is important...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# They get a free beer when they check in anyway
They were cruising for more.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# remember to wee in their beer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Better still
I'll get them fosters:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
the other guests drank all of the Fruuli, you get Tennants...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# fucking recession
everyone's turned into a try-it-on freebie grabbing tight snatch
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Not too bad for my business.
HOstel offer budget accomodation and with the Euro being so strong against the Real Money I'm going to clean up this Summer:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# shirley the hostel should be kept clean anyway
not just once every so often when the pound is low?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Naa
The dust stick to the rats
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# not so peaceful these days
(MP3J part2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# since the divorce
can he not afford food?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Post-Beatles McCartney FTW!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)