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# 'Right there and then, private Kitty knew he had to fight this one off'


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha
He narrowly escaped by playing McCartney's Pipes of peace.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I really believe pigeons are Nazi 's
they shit all over my balcony...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# They're not nazi they're alien invaders.
I've been all over the world and I'm yet to find a country which they haven't conquered,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Of all the times I was in China...
I saw about 3 of them, maybe. Well some fatish grey birds were roosting on a tower block, but I've never seen pigeons in the streets or even in the countryside there. Lots of Chickens though.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# In Asia I've seen them in
China, Japan, Vietnam, Laos, the Philippines, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysian and Indonesian. There's no escaping the bastards.



EDIT: WTF!!! ANother email from a complete twat. It basically said, 'We booked two people in a dorm and two people in a private as that was all that was available. We'd like to all stay in one room togeather. If you can't do this we awant a free pint beer each'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hmm, weird.
because I rarely, if ever, see them when I travel outside of Europe. Maybe they're just following you...OH SHI-

Edit: Why the hell would they want to all stay in the same room anyway? Keep an eye out, the swingers might be about. Or they just want to score free beer.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I really couldn't do your job
far too many chancers
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha ha - I love people
I hope you tell them they're more than welcome to attempt to find alternative accommodation, but they will lose their deposit...

FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I very politely replied
As the rooms they booked were the only ones available and they knew this when they booked they could, as far as I am concerned, they could go and bugger themselves with a cactus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# well
as long as you offered to supply the cactus - remember good customer service is important...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# They get a free beer when they check in anyway
They were cruising for more.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# remember to wee in their beer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Better still
I'll get them fosters:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
the other guests drank all of the Fruuli, you get Tennants...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# fucking recession
everyone's turned into a try-it-on freebie grabbing tight snatch
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Not too bad for my business.
HOstel offer budget accomodation and with the Euro being so strong against the Real Money I'm going to clean up this Summer:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# shirley the hostel should be kept clean anyway
not just once every so often when the pound is low?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Naa
The dust stick to the rats
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# not so peaceful these days
(MP3J part2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# since the divorce
can he not afford food?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Post-Beatles McCartney FTW!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# lovely!
have a hitler yoyo

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Why isn't he using a yoyo with a swastika design on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# lol! he is!
you have to pause it tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Looks more like a skull and bones to me

anyway, please continue ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# pirate hitler is pirating
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# the resistance destroyed the supply train of swastika yoyo's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Were they made in Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I like this
But hasn't C_kick done something similar?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# i think i beat him to this one!
i could be wrong tho, i did it 18 months ago?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ha, very good

Oh, I remember the killing fields of the Dam
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# ^ What a helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Bet they polish them every night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Pigeons are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# either that
or GCSEs are getting easier
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# They are
I should know... I typeset them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# No they are just stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# and
GCSEs are getting easier...

*sings* it's the circle of li-ii-iife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I don't know, the last exam i took i was 12 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# if the last exam you took was 12 years ago
and you forget 8% of stuff you know per year, but you started drinking regularly 10 years ago increasing this rate to 14%, how much of what you used to know can you still remember now?
Remember to show your working out.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *krchh* this is private kitty *krchhh* ... I'm trapped on Pigeon Street
... gonna have to go long distance Clara on their asses... *krchh* tell my wife I said Miowww
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# also
did catnippp send everyone a gaz last night or am I special... haven't read it yet. Looked like it contained MSG
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# nope..but maybe it's because I think he's a fake cunt
what does it say?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I was just thinkning this exact same thing
when I was reading the email... I think it might be Mediocre... the Gaz mentioned something about Sweden and he's from around there or summin init.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Every time I fart my chemtrail follows me for days
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# that'll be all the non-specific "barium salts..."
and drying agents (why is he het up about Aluminium phosphate?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# why would mediocre kid-on he was catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# he wouldn't
you're right... I need a better theory... *narrows eye*... no - it's probably not you either...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# if it was anyone it'll be pasanodick
I just think Catnippp posts some guy he knows work..things don't add up

and I quote

"This art is free to use for non-profit individual purposes and blogs. I encourage you to openly distribute to others with
the hope it will educate, enlighten, deprogram, and at least, entertain."
~David Dees

^This was written by someone who can string a sentence together,
Catnippp on the other hand can't...

sheeple?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# aaah, Sweden
famous for its cheese, tulips and clogs
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# RACIST PIG
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# yeah he was mumbling something about chemtrails....
I hope the government make drug trails...everyone would be much happier.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I got one
My first!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I've seen this before..
or something very much like it.


ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# wotcha
ha - nice sig - how's the job scenario looking? You had any luck?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# had an interview on wed for a sign writing company...have to wait until they finish interviews
not 'real' graphic design or what I want to do...but it's a job :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# well - I hope you get it if it helps you out
but I hope something more like what you want comes along too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# yup..thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Feline SAS!
He'll fight to the death.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha aaaaaw

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You should compo this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)