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# I have an erection, will that do?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# My nipples are about to explode
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# My nuts are throbbing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *tickles nuts*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *rubs big rubbery thing on the bottom of hovercraft*
I gotta admit, this is sounding like a great orgy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I will not buy this record - it is scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ah! ahahahhaha! I will not buy this tobacconists - IT is scratched.
(edit: ooops :( )
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I will not buy this record
it is scratched
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Boom shakalakalak
Ashley.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Do you want to come back to my place,
bouncy bouncy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Meine luftkissenboot ist windig!
I've waited years to use that phrase in civilised company.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I worked on a mag once where one Monday morning one of the eds announced proudly
"I managed to get 'pinking shears' into a conversation at the weekend."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# How odd!
I was thinking of pinking shears just the other day...

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# my anus is dilating

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# oh lunch time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# smack my bonobo!
Go on! Smack it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Shoot your leg off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Make it come out green!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *runs tounge around nipples*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# OMG BUMSEX ALERT
i'm eating 're for Rob's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Julia Gillard is on her way to your place
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I can hear a helicopter....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# it flew over :(
im really depressed now :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Nevermind Belinda Neal is coming by car
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What about bronwyn bishop?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# She's coming with Belinda
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# simultaneous? the perfect couple
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)