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# One final rinse and we're done little kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# icanhazcheezburger is athataway >>
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# not that way V

V
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# but not golden showers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# texture like sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Glades me down
with my blinds she runs,
two distant glands,
takes both my hams,
never a gown,
with Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oooh I did something like that
hang on

b3ta.com/board/9326696

me and boff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# every lime, just like the last
on her shiv,
plied to the blast,



Feck it, I've muddled the verses up.

Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D understandable given your condition
are we soberer now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *hic*
I'm fine occifer....

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *uses as rudimentary pouffe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I say!
there's no need for that, young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Think of it as receiving ankles for a present.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *resists smutty joke like a gentlemen*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Smut away, love
this is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I could never, lovely.
precisely because it *is* you,

*swirls cloak, doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :D lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# you have hurt the song
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# And once more....
Mwahahahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# stop it :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *spins out in evil mode*
Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# don't, I love that song
but can't listen to it now, because I just keep on hearing that tossers name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
*evils*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *and thricely*
Mwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Lays me down with my mind she runs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# WEARY TATERS HATES CAT PICS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# WHAT'S TATERS, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# boil/mash/stew
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# lovely golden chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# i like em RAW and WRIGGLING
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# You can't be both taters and gollum. I'm gollum, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# i'd show sam
just what to do with his taters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# damn you, rosie cotton, he's MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# She IS lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# that's the other reason i hate her.
at least she's not arwen, blubbing all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah, at least there's that
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i made my niece watch the whole thing on wednesday
that'll teach her to have school holidays!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Bad sealant job on that porcelain there....
*tsk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# isnt it the caustic reflections off the porcelain itself?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Looks like the job I did re-grouting a couple of weeks back
I'm not cut out for manual labour.

Right I'm gonna do runner...

Good weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Hope the karaoke goes well, sir!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Cheers mate!
Youtube at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You'd better!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# But it's so easy to make good afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# *snuggles*
hello beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hello Twiggers!
I thought of you just now. I opened my fridge and saw loads of tomatoes about to go squidgy and I thought "this weekend is soup a la Twig weekend".

you gave me a top recipe for tomato soup a couple of yonks ago and I've used it ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I love it
how you see tomatoes and think of me :D

how was your DJ set a few weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Ace
As always :)
Edit: It on happens with tomatoes that are about to go squidgy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# plums?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# run
run now, don't look back
GO!
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Ahhhh,,,, I can see your damp pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# In the toilet...
:S
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# go to jail.
go directly to jail. do not pass 4chan, do not collect cheezeburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
he's a grumpy chap
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)