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# oh oh oh do wankipedia next! lol!
edit: nope exists, www.wankipedia.co.uk/
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What? the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Fisty Grimbo in 1386

Fisty Grimbo was obsessed by the need for Steel and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# oh that's odd, it's a different name as i read it:
the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Oswald Macpeadophile in 1257

Oswald Macpeadophile was obsessed by the need for KY Jelly and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Wales recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .

i guess it changes with refresh.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# so it appears :)
Steel was found in Britain by Tristan Bognor in 1945

Tristan Bognor was obsessed by the need for Beer and discovered Steel whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :S
Mud was discovered in Britain by Darkie Scunthorpe in 1738

Darkie Scunthorpe was obsessed by the need for Oxygen and discovered Mud whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Air was discovered in Britain by Oswald Saxe-coburg in 1042
Oswald Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for Longbow and discovered Air whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .

I like this
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I was also gonna chuck Geoffrey Leonard in there for you,
but I figured most people wouldn't have a clue who he was :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# robinson isn't a nonce though.
edit: BASTARD!! edit: ok...nit!

who the hell is this new bloke...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Apologies, edited.
I meant Geoffrey Leonard, not Robinson. My head was going spazzy....
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# oh that guy.
i had to google him, can't say i'm familar with the names. Dolly Dun and Denis Ferguson are probably better know in aus.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Not heard of those two.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Dunn is probably the most high profile of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_'Dolly'_Dunn
there was a big media brewhaha over his trial.

Ferguson was convicted and eventually released, but following release he has be driven out of several suburbs by unhappy mobs with baseball bats and pitchforks.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)