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# this took way too long

never mind, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Is it a Moby Dick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# haha
I said "dick".

Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# moby dick is curable these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# and there was me thinking that Moby Dick was an allegory
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# no, suppository
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahahha you said "dick" hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
you said 'Hahahahha' hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahha you said "dick" hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# yeah, it is a shit book. 99% of it copied out of an encyclopaedia on whales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# All about Whales:
Fact one: Whales are fish.

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Fact two:
The capital of whales is Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# fact three: if you see a whale, kill it and steal its oil
the end
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# but it did inspire
Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan, so it's not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# how does that work?
ah you mean, as one man's hunt for the beast that has burdened his life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# sounds more like Elmer Fudd to me
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# A lot of Khan's monologues are straight out of Melville
"From hell's heart I stab at thee" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# so not much from the book then
As wrath of khan contained no whales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Pffffft
Although the cups should have the corners cut off

And the table

And their ears

And your image
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# aaargh he is in a spiderweb
run run run!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# he cannot run he is in a spiderweb
aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# It is all over now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# apollo: the roman god of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)