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# hahaha
Proper 'ningles back.

Ooo I am a bastard. Got a group of eight completely and utterly clueless Chinese guys staying with me at the moment.
The complained that I was ten minutes late opening the office this morning as I was clearing up the mess they'd left around the place.
They're so gullible. When they go to the airport they will give the check in desk the reference number I gave them to get reimbursed ten minutes of time.

EDIT: Happy Caykleday!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahah you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahahahah! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Well I did put on my todo list today
9am: work of evil genius.
11am: Spot of gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this seems uncannily similar to Fred West's list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Got loads done over the weekend. The garden mice are being annoyingly defiant. I put out a bait box which they seem to have not touched. I've put in a pond which they seem to think is a swimming pool that I put there for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# porridge
I spread porridge in my garden every day and I've never had a problem with tigers


might work for mice as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It's worth a try.
I think what would be more effective is covering the garden with no porridge, letting the tigers roam free till there are no more mice then lettiing loose the porridge cannons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# You should add
a nice patio and some dolls house garden furniture for them.
Then they'll be so happy in the 'swimming pool' they won't come into the house.

We bought one of those sonic repellant thingies but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# If you set them up well they do
but usually it just sends them either next door or into your house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You say that...
But how many times have you seen me loitering in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# And perhaps a shrubbery
with a little path and another shrubbery so you get a two-level effect
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# my carefully thought out to-do list was as follows:
6am: Allow alarm to sound. Ignore said alarm
6.45am: wake up in a panic realising I've overslept
7am: remember I'm supposed to be in Milton Keynes today and sigh in relief as I realise the train is at 8am
7.01am: remember I'm supposed to be in Milton Keynes today and curse all of creation as MK is a depressing dump.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# MK isn't all bad
they filmed Superman 4 there...

actually... scratch that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)