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[challenge entry] Fred my luuurve....

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm sure there's a button on MSN Messenger I'm supposed to press if I see this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# X
You should always press this button if MSN messenger appears, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I saw what they've done to the latest version on a friend's computer the other day.
It literally looks bloated. And the install file was something like 70mb. Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# but but but microsoft is the greatest software company ever to grace the face of the earth.
this product must be completely wonderful.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# They've got my best interests at heart I'm sure.
Not like those communist open source-loving guardian-reading self-hating hippies spewing anti-capitalist bile like some sort of jumped up muckspreader.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# indeed they're typically far too ignorant about computing to even know what they're talking about.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly, if they weren't they'd earn money instead of spending all day giggling in a cloud of marijuana smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# it's not even fucking working today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Anyone know how to disable Messenger on the Xbox
I've got a mate who always messages me when I'm playing and it's FUCKING annoying cos it doesn't seem to tell her I'm playing a game, she assumes I'm on the computer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# run it a bath
and scrub it gently with Pantene
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# will do...
not sure about Pantene though. Apparently it's really bad for your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# yer, it's horrible stuff
I use all-organic recycled stuff


I force-feed grass to the cat and then use its sick to wash with
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# mmmmm pork.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
I did my emergency stop on my driving test outside his house!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Did a threatening security detail immediately surround your car?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yikes
my mate's mum used to walk past his house on her way to work - while he was 'active'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)