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# Lying?
Why are they lying?

I personally like wotsits, especially in soft white bread.

Hmmm, wotsit sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I haven't had a crisp sandwich for ages.
I think the best are with cheese and onion mccoys.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I've been having a period recently
where I've had loads of ham and cheese sandwiches, with lashings of Coleman's English and layered with a bag of chunion or ready salted. Crisps are made for butties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Anybody who has bothered to read the replies when I do a DTF
would see me time and time again suggesting that a portion of crisps are to be used as an extra filling for any butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# eugh!
surely a period would just make the crisps soggy.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# the poor mans cheese on toast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Well I do like them...
...but the promise of nourishment is unfulfilled. Bastards.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# They promise to fill you up?
Lies!

I could easily eat a whole multipack of them, but that is probably because (and why) I am a fatbody.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)