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# he looks like one of those blow up dolls there
COR - jacqui smith in the BG looking horny as usual
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I love the way
her breasts are reaching for her ample thighs, one apparently succeeding more than the other
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha ha
I love the fondness in that description...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# she's all natural
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# She embraces gravity
like a long lost lover
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Are you one of these crazy men with testicles that hang identically?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# They are equidistant from the floor
if that's what you are asking

All 3 of them
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# that'll be why her husband gets us to pay for his porn
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'd rather pay so he can watch porn
than pay for her bathplug

mind you, who knows what she used it for
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# arf
congrats on FP for yours:)....woo
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# cheers gubnor
im pretty chuffed with it - it took 10 mins and ive never had a FP that relies on a joke before.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)