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# He's as English as chips and sausages
St. George is the patron saint of Aragon, Catalonia, England, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia, as well as the cities of Amersfoort, Beirut, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Genoa, Ljubljana, Gozo, Pomorie, Qormi, Lod and Moscow, Scouting, as well as a wide range of professions, organizations and disease sufferers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Like everyone else's culture and history
English heritage is a complete mish-mash mongrel of all sorts of ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I just think Patron Saints of anything is a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I think an awful lot of things are silly.
But I'm all for people celebrating things and having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# no shut up we all have to sit around being grumpy about everything >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm not
everyone should just go about their business in a quiet and calm manner.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# THAT would make a good compo!
"Patron saints of things -- show us how they help us..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# mmmmmm. ingredients.
snipurl.com/giv5q
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Props for putting Amersfoort in there.
Dedemsvaart, as well possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# do you honestly think I did anything more than copy and paste from Wikipedia?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# What?
*has illusions shattered*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# sorry
you may remove my posters from your bedroom wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Nooooo!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# alright - you can keep the swimsuit ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Thank the lord!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Belgium made the first chips and the Chinese made sausages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# there aren't enough chinese sausages around now
automatic duck and pak choi sausages. mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I believe the Chinese also created the first tartan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# And aren't bagpipes Persian?
National Pride is a wonderfully misplaced thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# now that's bull

it was either Austria or Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# No there's something to it, though I've not really the time to search
Basically it's the same point - national pride is simply silly.

An excuse for a good piss-up, however, is always welcome, unless the excuse is the celebration of the English, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# aaaaw boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha such misplaced bitterness is well amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# they certainly make most of the tartan at the moment
/lies

it'll be funny in thousands of years time when this argument is being acted out on some intergalactic message board of the mind... I think you'll find the Venusians had Tartan LONG before the PYOOONY Humans...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Didn't they invent everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# arg for the pissage
and I thought I was being so clever and original...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# evidence suggests sausages were being made in China years before England
and Chip are a French invention...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# pssst
kinda my point! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# why you little skallywag
*shakes walking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You!
*rugby tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ooof!
nice tackle!

how are ya shiner? you smell lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *moves a little closer*
Blue Givenchy, just for you, gorgeous...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# lummie!
and here's me reeking of fags and whisky... and Calvin Klein's Obsession: for Money (which smells of fags and gin)

how all the working going in your spanky new office?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It allows me to snooze a bit too readily.
I actually fell asleep yesterday afternoon. Admittedly I was listening to the budget coverage - Robert Peston must have been talking.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D
good call. I used to nap quite a lot when I had my own office.

sometimes under my desk... mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)