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# knitting needle?
I pull the marrow out of bones with a fondue fork thing, so the manwife can nom on it.
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# you realise that now people think you keep the manwife in a cage in the cellar
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# NOW?
That's been common knowledge for some time!

She lets him out for snuggles, comic drawage and sexy tiem though
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# I keep him in Chesham during the day, that's even worse.
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# I was thinking of making knitting needle cases from them
Or map cases. Something tubular.
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# Candlesticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Would need a proper lining, ceramic or plaster or metal
Otherwise... have you smelled a candle burning bone? Icky!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Silver?
Easily melted and pourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# But expensive, and I don't really have the facilities to work silver
Would look awesome though. Silver and bone candlesticks...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Not really expensive, silver bullion's dead cheap
you just have to melt and pour it, but it is a faff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# cigar case
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# I don't know anyone who smokes cigars :(
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# I'd start if I had an ivory case
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# pity
they make men look like cockney businessmen and they make women look like butch dykes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not when we do it in a pencil skirt and seamed stockings to jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# true
definitely more flapper than slapper, m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *offers some of his finest Cubans*
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# I'll take Jose and Paulo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# can i have esteban and raoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)