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# Apologies for repost from the gay shift
I found a leg bone, carved it into a whistle.

cfb, 2p for scale
Not a very good recording of the noise it makes

I'm reposting because I was wondering if anyone would like it? Help a starving artist and all that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# was it inside somebody's leg when you found it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^this
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# 'tis nice indeed
I have some moose femurs I really need to finish processing. Marrow is a pain to extract properly. I need a large pressure cooker...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Moose bites can be very painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# no really, a moose once bit my sister
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# knitting needle?
I pull the marrow out of bones with a fondue fork thing, so the manwife can nom on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# you realise that now people think you keep the manwife in a cage in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# NOW?
That's been common knowledge for some time!

She lets him out for snuggles, comic drawage and sexy tiem though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I keep him in Chesham during the day, that's even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I was thinking of making knitting needle cases from them
Or map cases. Something tubular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Candlesticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Would need a proper lining, ceramic or plaster or metal
Otherwise... have you smelled a candle burning bone? Icky!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Silver?
Easily melted and pourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# But expensive, and I don't really have the facilities to work silver
Would look awesome though. Silver and bone candlesticks...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Not really expensive, silver bullion's dead cheap
you just have to melt and pour it, but it is a faff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# cigar case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I don't know anyone who smokes cigars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'd start if I had an ivory case
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# pity
they make men look like cockney businessmen and they make women look like butch dykes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not when we do it in a pencil skirt and seamed stockings to jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# true
definitely more flapper than slapper, m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *offers some of his finest Cubans*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'll take Jose and Paulo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# can i have esteban and raoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# what sort of fucking hobby is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I love bones and bone riding.
Oooh er missus. I didn't realise it'd say that till I finished writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# The kind that gets you onto watch lists as you hit adolescence
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hold me
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I just clicked on /board to have a look at the annoying police compo
and I see this!

What would an stranger think of us?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'll tell you what a stranger would think of us
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# stranger you say?
*puts on rubber gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I scraped all the marrow out, it was open at both ends
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# What species and how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^
also, does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Sheep, £20* +P&P, and yes. It's very loud.
Though it's a whistle, not a recorder. Mp3 of it here.

*that sounds alot, but it took a day and a half to get going
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# It sounds extremely reasonable, if you ask me.
It looks like a lot of work's gone into it.

Matmos'd buy it....

I'll check with my chaps to see if I can make it a band purchase, unless you get another offer before then (in which case, go with that)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That would be great
drop me a gaz if you have any luck
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I will, fo' sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# nawty pearoaster.
did you put a plug up it? when I made some bamboo whistles aaaaaaaaaaages ago I had to make little plugs that fitted in the top before it tooted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It's 99% bone, no plugs
there's just a little glue holding the end on and silicone around the edge of that to look cartaliginious
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# send it to scaryduck - he'll probably wank over it
www.b3ta.com/questions/publicsex/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# A report! a repost - re-post gah!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# So you pearoast again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# If you chuck in the shoulderblade maracas, the ribcage xylophone and the skull drum
I might be interested
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# if there's a cervix theremin I've got some money in the bank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
There is, but it's almost impossible to find the aerial...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# still wouldn't wrap my lips around it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *insert comment about it being the only thing you wouldn't, here*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oh please!
i do have standards, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *bursts into giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# it's not that unbelievable, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# this is a crying shame from my point of veiw :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# you just meet those standards
you lucky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# huzzah, i momentarily feel better about myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *feels*
yes, you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I often look at leg bones and think 'that's good, but if only I could blow into it and make it play a tune.'
That would make all leg bones doubly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Proper 'lol' there
Damn you and your ability to make me do things the cool kids can classify in annoying acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I had the same thought, I suppose
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Or make a violin
like Death.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Now there's a thought.
I might pay a visit to the local butcher
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It looks like a bone dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'll make you one if you'll pay for it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# But you have made one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I wouldn't put it anywhere near anyones genitals without getting rid of some of the edges
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
it makes me feel normal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Eww
No I don't wanna suck on your bone!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)