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# It's just a linear transform and it's all arbitary anyway.
meanwhile something is bugging me: I know a bloke who used to whine a lot about not getting any (about ten times worse than me) now he's getting some he is intolerably smug can is it wrong to feel pissed off?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No
I think you should also kick him in the testes and steal his bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# There is, of course, this method as well
Known as the "Tony Morrisey Maneouvre".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# he's gay.
and while his bf is a nice bloke, I don't find him attractive in the least
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# don't tempt my bigoted heritage into a NO POOFTAHS rant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# And that presents what problem?
Or have you suddenly become picky as well as oversexed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahah I'm just clarifying it isn't a bird.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Not at all.
The formal response to such behaviour is to piss in his drink when he goes off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# no it's not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# goodie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# No
if that's all that's important to him, no wonder he wasn't getting any. I bet his new bloke's a bit of a slag, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# no that's the thing they're both really nice just one of them is really annoying me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# no
put brown sauce on his seat before he sits down. it'll look like he's shat himself. see if his new bloke likes him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE SKILLZ
OH OH OH I AM SO FUCKING TRYING THAT ON A FEW PEOPLE. OH YEAH OH YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i once followed an old spanish man
and sprayed the back of his coat with fart spray. it was very childish, but i was drunk and he'd looked at me funny.
besides, it was an improvement on his previous fusty odour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)