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# Jamie Oliver's a cunt.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Yes
Yes, he is
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!
About the picture I mean. Jamie Oliver really is a James Blunt.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You actually have to invent words to describe how much of
a Charlie Uniform November Tango he is.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Prick
Is the ideal word I think.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# A Crange.
I don't know what it means, but that's what he is, a crange.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He is a total
and utter Fungoid.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Dicksponge.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Wheelarch.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Spleenjizz
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Frenulator
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Flangemat.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No I would just call him
a cunt
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I think he's alright, his food normally seems nice.
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to buy a book though.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah! The Cunt!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# His food is good
My brother has cooked a few from his books, as all have been good.

I just don't like him
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Fair enough.
I've stolen a few recipes from his tv shows, always turns out good.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ^ this
Same goes for Nigel Slater, total tool, but his books are excellent.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I do have a couple of his books, but I didn't buy them myself.
In fact, I used one yesterday. It was very nice.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# did it stop the table wobbling?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Donna Hay is also worth checking out.
the first few at least.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I'm still getting good usage out of a curry book I got for christmas at the moment
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I have a source at a 'well known' publisher...
Very good for freebies.

Books too!

b'dum tsch!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Yes, that he is a bit of a tool
I need to buy some recipe books
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# You can have some of mine
I have far too many
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You sure?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I wasn't aware that was possible
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# No such thing.
Buy a bigger house.

That's like saying 'too much Mozart.'

Simply not possible.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I like your logic :D
I just will probably never get to cook everything in them
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I tried one of his recipes last night
(didn't buy the book either, I should add)
and it was very nice. He is something of a knob, but he can cook.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# But unfortunately his restaurant in Bath is doing very, very well.
The cunt.

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I do actually want to eat there though.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)