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[challenge entry] he`s special

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(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# It does look a little bit like his mate there has a chainsaw attached to his helmet
And the mental guy is attempting to wield his colleague as a weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
"CONSTABLE CARNAGE, I CHOOSE YOU!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# the above picture
and these two comments
are making me laugh like a twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# he looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# No smashy, not every man is for sexing! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# true
some of them are related to me.

fuck, i've been back a week and i'm top of the stats board.
i have no life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# :(
Poor smashy
making up for lost time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# indeed.
also trying to take my mind off smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# SMOKING CAUSES DEATH
DON'T DO IT
IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT CLEVER

DRINK TEA AND EAT CAYKE, FAR MORE COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# SMOKE CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hmmmmmm smokey bacon cake
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# i'm drinking coffee
and eating my fucking fingernails :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Well go sleep then, that'll take your mind off eating fags
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# can't sleep. too much caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Have a cigarette.
I find that takes my mind off the craving...for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# LOL YOU GOT NO CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'll live.
candle day is for others to feel good about themselves anyway. I had no idea it was happening until I was compelled to argue or berate someone ( I forget which, it would have been one or the other ) earlier today. That very same post was my 19k too. Shows the level of interest I have in these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# You grumpy old cunt. celebrate your needless celebration day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I did celebrate
with 8 cans of finest golden throat reformer and a bottle of Chardonnay. Like every night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# >:(
I get money on saturday :D

Praise the Lord Student Loans company :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# YOU GRUMPY OLD FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# haha. You have no idea.
I am seriously one of the cheeriest guys you will ever meet. Plus the best sex you never had*



*May not be true, I'm not as virile as I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# i wish!
i threw out everything smoking-related
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# YOU NEED HYPNOSIS
*does swirly eyes thing*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hypnosis would be perfect
i could use it to pick up men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I have yet to pick up anyone other than weird people on the internet who want me to make them do gratitious things and call me master.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i know a bloke like that
he looks better in heels than i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# FIGHT IT GIRLFRIEND
I'm still in the final stages of nicotine withdrawal ( using patches ) and also trying REALLY FUCKING HARD not to balloon to 300 stone.
I'm walking a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i'm ok with the eating thing
but i'm getting more than a bit tetchy. i can't use patches, they make me hyper and weird. the gum is nasty, too, so i'm going cold turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Brave lady, I wish you well.
Keep up the good work and if you feel the need to SPITERAPE then do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i always feel the need to SPITERAPE
but i'm cursed with apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# APATHY is the enemy of SPITERAPE
SPITERAPE can help APATHY (as part of a rape-controlled diet)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# IS IT TITS 'O CLOCK YET??
good old poo splattered ash
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# He is late
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(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# : (
: D there now : D


(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# This has to get an FP for the ning crowd
clicks and woooos
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# "SPECIAL"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# haha
the crazy bastard!
(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# BRUCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)