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# Gut arbeit, Mikrowellenherd
or something.

edit: SOMEONE APPRECIATE MY SHIT ATTEMPTS AT GERMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I appreciate your German.
There, will that suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# No. More convincing please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Now I know why your name has wow in it.
Absolutely astounding attempt at German there, well done!

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# \o/ that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Meine Deutsch ist eine grossen luftkissenboot
mit eine kleine bustenhalter!

Errr...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# your berman is a big light kiss boat
with a little bra?

I might have got luft wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# luftkissenboot = air cushion boat = hovercraft
My German is a hovercraft with a little bra.

Yes, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It's certainly more impressive than my French...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Je suis tres mauvas a Francais
mais mieux de mon Allemand.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You are indeed very something French...
something something Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# You're right, I should be working.
BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Awww, pickle....
just go with 'Mikro', everyone will know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Blame google, I'm not *that* good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, my dear, you most certainly are...
*arches eyebrow suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# The ability to suck a bison through a macdonald's straw
dosen't really help in matters of language.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# But in sooooo many other, and frankly more important, ways
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Who needs language?
*makes light work of her Fab lolly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# DANGERWILLROBINSON
EUPHEMISM ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :-( work to do
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *falls backwards off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# If I was a nun
I'd be chief nun in charge of petrol siphoning.

They have them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not sure
... they should do though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# You're going to be covered in bruises by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# sehr gut!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I know a little German...



...he's sitting over there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Oh ARCHITECT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)