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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No
I ordered the fishcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Not exactly subtle terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# i was just pissing by with this bum!
/no idea why the 'allo 'allo voice, just seems appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Inspector Clouseau?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Noo you notwot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# no, but it works for him too
i was thinking of...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Officer_Crabtree
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Alrighty, which one of you ordered the bo...?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Gut arbeit, Mikrowellenherd
or something.

edit: SOMEONE APPRECIATE MY SHIT ATTEMPTS AT GERMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I appreciate your German.
There, will that suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# No. More convincing please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Now I know why your name has wow in it.
Absolutely astounding attempt at German there, well done!

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# \o/ that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Meine Deutsch ist eine grossen luftkissenboot
mit eine kleine bustenhalter!

Errr...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# your berman is a big light kiss boat
with a little bra?

I might have got luft wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# luftkissenboot = air cushion boat = hovercraft
My German is a hovercraft with a little bra.

Yes, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It's certainly more impressive than my French...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Je suis tres mauvas a Francais
mais mieux de mon Allemand.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You are indeed very something French...
something something Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# You're right, I should be working.
BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Awww, pickle....
just go with 'Mikro', everyone will know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Blame google, I'm not *that* good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, my dear, you most certainly are...
*arches eyebrow suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# The ability to suck a bison through a macdonald's straw
dosen't really help in matters of language.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# But in sooooo many other, and frankly more important, ways
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Who needs language?
*makes light work of her Fab lolly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# DANGERWILLROBINSON
EUPHEMISM ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :-( work to do
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *falls backwards off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# If I was a nun
I'd be chief nun in charge of petrol siphoning.

They have them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not sure
... they should do though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# You're going to be covered in bruises by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# sehr gut!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I know a little German...



...he's sitting over there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Oh ARCHITECT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# what a funny shaped birthday cake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Happy Birthday to yBOOOOM!!!
Ow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'm yBOOOOM and so's my wife.
and it's neither of our birthdays today.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# AND THE SPECIAL CE SOIR: DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# This bomb has gone off, please take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# dodgy fuse, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# oof!
/forced to de-lurk due to excessive punning!


please sir - award yourself best punnage reply of the day award so far today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *traps in a net*
I've caught him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *struggles, but no too much, to escape*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# there's no hope of escape
Annette is a very determined person... also sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# now hold him up by the feet and i'll take the picture of you and your catch
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What is going on here?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *stands proudly next to his catch*
*puts head in mouth for light hearted picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Now give him a little kiss and throw him back.
There's a good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I think this is actually just the shell of a
freebs - they're normally a lot more punny than this...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahah, christ almighty... wasn't that a Rex Hunt thing?
not seen that for a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# best response :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh my life, your clever brain does make me so happy.
Good morning poppet *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hello lovely!
*hugs*

I have a topside of beef with horseradish sauce sandwich and a double latte here, right now.
All is well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oooh that sounds a bit nom.
I have an extremely strong cup of machu piccu and a chicken sarnie in my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Pffft
woo teh punnage etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahahha! *spangs repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *checks in to A&E*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)