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[challenge entry] He would improve my morale

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Either that's Columbo or you love men that shift pianos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
Oh wait...

SHIFT.

(and on that note night night B3ta, see you on Wednesday!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :D night, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha that's how i read it too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Is that an obscure euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# If I wanted to say
'men that insert the finger of one black and one white man down their urethra and then dance about humming S Club Juniors' I would do. Not very euphemistic, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh :(
I probably think that's a bit disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# 0_0
*ahem*

I think it may be time to leave...

G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Night lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Nothing like that in Urbandictionary I can find
but you should submit it as a new euphemism!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Oh no!
They're arresting... somebody...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# there appears to be a woman hiding behind that cardboard cut-out of Columbo....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Just one more thing...
*WHACK*

LOL I hit you with my baton for no reason at all, totally no reason, you were just minding your own business and I whacked you one cos I'm a police and that's my job. Ok, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ACAB
especially the ones that go to work, try their best and then come home. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Trying their best to hit everyone who's innocent of any wrongdoing
then come home?

lololol isn't life so hard in britain with all the oppression and the capertolism.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It's like being a fucking jew or something.
Wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# everyone's a jew in britain
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Save me from the pigs, D.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# you can't be saved
they are assassins in the employ of the government. there's probably one behind you now, got a bead on you, ready to take you out when he can be arsed.

that's the problem with having a police force whose job is to go round murdering innocent people, they're poorly trained and lazy, which means they're shit at being proper assassins.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I'm getting under my desk and waiting for the chavs to save me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# really?
*gets ringlet extensions put in*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# yes, I'm a jew and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Great, now I have to think of a new draw off entry.
Thanks a fucking lot!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I'M NOT GOIN TO BE THE ONLY ONE ROUND HEHA WITH A GLASS EYE, GODDAMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I'M NOT GOIN TO BE THE ONLY ONE ROUND HERE CHECKING OUT THE WIDOW AND THINKING SHE'S THE MURDERER THEN THINKING SHE'S NOT THEN THINKING SHE IS AGAIN, THEN SHE IS.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# did not!
I've an ANTI POLICE BATON FORCE FIELD
BANG BANG YOURE DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# no U
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# oh shit....
i've just found something amazing
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# That is truly amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Woof woof woof woof bananadog
(doo doo be doo)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Whoohoo
Bananadog

Do doo doo doo doo

Bananadog

Do doo doo doo

Bananadog

Do doo dooo doo doo dooo dooo doo doo doo dooo doo doooo doooo dooo doo dood doo doo doo doooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# hahahah, you sod, office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *uber glee*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahahha :D
Quick! Get epiphany in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# what
the
fuck?

*LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# the best one is the one at the front on the right
he's so unhappy
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I think the one at the back on the right is a bit simple
He's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# i think its his party
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# And he's getting a blowy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hardly surprising, though...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh sheeeeeeeeeeit
I hear their bananark is worse than their bite.

I find this highly apeeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# dear lord, no...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Is that a Chiquitahuahua at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Set pun deflectors to maximum, Mr Chekov....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)