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[challenge entry] Police adopt new less intimidating uniforms
Please allow me to assist you in crossing the road Ma'am.

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# nice username :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
#
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
*is worried*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I believe that's vuvla.
He/she is a non-gender-specific-ex-chaste-heterosexual-lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# you seem to have the right idea about shopping old people with plastic bags
but the wrong idea about filesize, which of course hurts my internet bill like I would like to be hurt with a cricket stump...

edit if you save as a jpg you can get decent compression, then you hit the edit button and change the picture and everyone will love you.

edit edit:
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1240910228/policeoldlady.jpg

about 40kb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# whoa
yes it is, and you have to pay per byte?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I've got to pay for all services, including the cricket stump
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is Australia panicking about the piggy cold like we are?
and by 'we' I of course mean, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I'm getting my own back by eating sausages and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# this is an approach I can get on board with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# oink yes, quick someone do an SIR simulation with spatial diffusion...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Howzat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmmm fine leg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# You should see my Googly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I just wish I could bowl a maiden over
/tears + I thought I get in before someone else did
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Is it last week again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I think it's the day before wednesday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# DO NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!
oh you didn't. good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Eewww
You've got a sticky wicket there!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If I'm lucky, I might get caught in the act!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# My bad
My most sincere apologies effendi. It shall be Jpeg.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# HUZZAH!!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and fetch a cricket stump.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hello new person please learn how to optimise images
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/

tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php

ta

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Image consultant
Thanks for the linkys. I don't know why I did that as png - I was having a retard moment. I'm a bloody techie and a photographer too! D'oh!
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# no probs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahha, great stuff, just a little too big!
welcome, kittens, stools, etc etc


ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# She would just hit people with her stick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# If I was him
I'd shit meself. If I was her, I'd probably just piss involuntarily.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)