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# awwws!
i wanna know what happens to a jewish or muslim person's soul if they catch swine flu?
is it kosher?
it'd be a bit shit to die of swine flu and immediately get sent to hell for ingesting something that came from a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hmm interesting point

Wait a minute, are you saying this disease is unclean?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Does fucking a pig count as ingesting it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# only if you swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# It'd take a while
If what I hear about pigs is true
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# What happens when a Jew eats pork, more to the point?
Absolutely FUCK ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Or a vegetarian.
In the words of my mate, "'Vegetarian' is just another word for 'picky'."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# oh no!
oh wait religion isn't real. phew
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# shush!
THEY don't know that!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)