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# Channel 4's schedule is looking unusually good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Kim and Aggie are giving hugh laurie a coffee colonic irrigation
it might be lupus
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# haha
Saw an episode the other day where he goes into the examining room to find a guy who's jeans crotch are soaked in blood. His first comment is, 'Well it isn't Lupus then.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# No, he is pissing blood, it doesn't mean it is lupus
Sorry I get kind of pissed off with that line
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Wrong bit.
I was talking about the guy with the ripped foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Do I need to tell my circumcision story at this point?
Well not MY circumcision obviously...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Is there some thing you aren't tell us Mrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes, my real name is Wilfrid Rodriguez Desantero
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# pffffft Wilfrid
How crap, what with two good other names :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I think he meant something
we didn't already know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Ah forgive me
My English not so good is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Ah don't worry, mines isn't that good either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Do you know how they circumcise whales?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Five frogmen
No, wait...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
No a big knife and a extremely plausible excuse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No, it's the whole take the piss out of Lupus and that program that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I don't think that was the orgininal idea of it.
They just started doing it when they realised they kept checking for lupus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Probably
But it annoys me because stupid people then think it isn't a real disease, when it is and it is a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I only heard of Lupus on House.. and i'm pretty stupid
Series 5 is brilliant I have to say,
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Plait your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 4oCD more like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# What about Channel 4's?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# someone had to point it out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You could say I fell at the last jump:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You fell at the last jump
You will either be put out to stud or shot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# At least I have a 50% chance of having a good day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yeah, but the stud part probably ends in shooting also
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Yes but you like dirty horses:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Dirty, dirty horses.
phwoar
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# the best of all the snacks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# oh dear...
I'm afraid my horse is an absolute state at the moment. Horse-work is such a pain...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hehe

ITV on demand
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# For some reason I have the Beegee's How Deep is Your Love in my head
with How Deep is Your Love replaced with How Clean is Your Horse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Thanks
i have it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yes I guessed that would happen when I was typing it.
I just didn't want to suffer along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# My horse is not very clean

Some cunt wrote "I am a cunt horse" all over its side in fluorescent paint.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I had a horse once and someone scraped right down the side with a horse shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# hello sir
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hello
I'm thinking about foods at the moment. Quite peckish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Me too.
Luckily, I'm half way through making an onion tart.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Mmm

I think I'll make some mexican wraps. Lolmexican!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I should eat too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yes!

I ate a horse meat sandwich for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Up to their usual quality standard, then....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# YOu have to feel sorry for the four children living in a horse in Surrey:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mm steamy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Much akin to the insides of a Taun-Taun, I would imagine.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yes but beautifully vacuumed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# And some top-grade carpeting, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# So lovely dado rails.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I'm leaving now.
I will be back though, never fear.

Bye all! x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ta ra :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Bye
take care

*hug*

x
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# thats my fucking childhood man
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# actually, that would be a bit of a mare...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)