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# I can't beleive I stopped lurking to post... this...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# haha
:)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 4:54, archived)
# I just read this
WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Haters are always haters.
Although I don't think any gayshifters did much with
that old man at all. I know I've not done anything
with him. He's not amusing enough for my sport.
edit: *reposts a Steg just to be a pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:11, archived)
# I think I did a couple with Henry including this
But I don't find him as funny as VIMOD or Freebase. But then again they don't understand VIMOD



(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Vimod looking delicious there, the saucy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# ITS HIS MOUSTACHE THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# AND THAT MONA LISA SMILE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# This always makes me laugh.
Freeby is Royalty you know:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# FREEBASE!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# LIES!
 
ALSO I GOT ON THE COMPUTER ON MONDAY NIGHT AND LURKED TIL AFTER NINE AM BOARD TIME
THEY DID NOT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME
NO FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# THIS IS BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I was hoping to post more Kraak & Smaak the other day, but my internets went down.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# DID YOU GLOMPH ANYONE OR DESCRIBE YOUR LUNCH?
WHICH OF COURSE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE. NOT BEING LUNCH TIME
OR YOU BEING A FAT GOTHMAPOTOMUS WITH BOUNDARY ISSUES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)
# ahhahhah.
the other word which really pisses me off is "nom".
fuck's sake.

also

GET A LOAD OF THESE MUTUALLY PLEASURING IMBECILES
www.b3ta.com/board/9397568
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# And not one comment about excessive mong abuse?
Hell, a simple picture can get a riot of it going. Universal clique-pass, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# like me, you probably didn't make it past the first chorus
if that, even.

a thoroughly miserable experience
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Haha yes!
I listened to the first 15 seconds, stopped it and shouted, NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Moused ahead a few times.
Should have aborted, and yes it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# WHERE AM I
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY CAN'T TAKE!
I, ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD TAKE FOUR TABS OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# AAAAHHHHHH GET THEM OFF THEY'RE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# ANTU SHEENU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)
# like flies on...
...oh nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY!?
There's only one way to sort this out...
Inter-shift FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
lolzoooorz! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# you ruin everyone's internet experience
yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# ^LIES!^
The experience of Gronkpan is a joyous event!
*touches self every time Gronkpan appears*

...mmmmmnnn ooooooh yeah baby...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Gronky enhances my experience. Every time.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)
# he's a dreadful troll and it's high time he was banned
from the entire internet, forever
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# ^Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiiisssss! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# seriously, I'm going to complain to the mods about his disgraceful behaviour on this messageboard
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I agree. I am always struck by his ability to incite FUNTIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# THAT'S IT. SUPER HAPPY FUN OL' TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# IT'S A FUN OLD FUCKING TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)
# I'm starting an online petition to have him banned
it's that serious
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I'm sure you would gather many signatures.
Alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# yes, and we should put the link in the newsletter too
 
even when I visit other websites I can still smell the filthy stink of gronkpan upon them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)