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# Fucking swine flu
Part of me wishes it would wipe out 40% of the world's population. It might give the scaremongering cunts on TV something to validate their existence with...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# it would fix the environment
but it would inconvenience people from getting to Tesco a bit, so best not eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Oh Jesus Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# could we choose which 40%
through some sort of compulsory IQ test ballot?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# How many people suddenly got excited at the possibility of this?
then felt very ashamed :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *waits for the shame to kick in
*still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I would choose the top 40%
because then afterwards I would be one of the greatest minds of our time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I didn't feel ashamed.
I've been suggesting this for years - along with reversible sterilisation of newborns followed by parenting tests when they come of age/want to have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# It amazes me how many people think you're Doctor Mengler for suggesting such stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I know. It exemplifies my point of how stupid and ignorant people generally are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Like whether one can spell the word 'existence'?
*EDIT* Congratulations, y'ninja bastad.
You get to live until the next phase.
And I'm not surprised you're trying to cheat yourself at the crossword.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# then there wouldn't be anybody to clean the telephones
and we'd all die out from an ear infection
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)