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*holds hand in front of face* spit it out.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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Provided it's a big shower.
Don't try it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel room.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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But, JollyTits, hamsters don't shower.
You are a hamster, right?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Only a Hamster if there is ample clevage available.....
...for transport, of course.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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especially if it's someone elses room
and you've just entered it by mistake
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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*points to back of head*
almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome
But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I wish :(
More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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You knows it
I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.
Thanks Jack.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Thanks Jack.
It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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*phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...
Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!
You could... have one...
It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
Oh come off it!
Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!
/knows his place and is happy there blog
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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/knows his place and is happy there blog
NOW you're getting inventive!
Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...
resistance is unlikely...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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resistance is unlikely...
I would indeed...
But then again, I am weak of will power.
I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
Happy to.
But my next bash is Derby...
I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
*drives to Ayelsbury*
*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*
*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
hahaha!
*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*
;)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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;)
Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...
I think it seems a fair tradeoff...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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Lady Doom's tough as old boots...
said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...
And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D
Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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nearly four months...
and big! (6-12 months clothes)
She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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:) thank you :)
Yours looks like a right sweetie too!
Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
I was 5lb1oz when I was born
and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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