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# SNOEKERNS
is a brilliant word!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I bet Mediocre has some in his fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ikea'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Today is:
1-6 watch snooker. 7 play snooker. Watch snooker online when I get home. Highlight at 11:30ish.

Repeat tomorrow.


I FUCKERN LOOB SNOOFKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# what's your favourite colour of ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I seem to get my highest breaks with the pink and blue balls.
So, purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I bet you really love the pink balls!
I'M INSINUATING YOU PLAY WITH MEN'S TESTICLES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I push balls around with my rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I have wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# do you need the extension?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# and what's that blue dust on the tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You know I was joking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahah yes
I had to go away and find my contact lenses, cos I got to go and play football
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice afternoon for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# aye
although I will be the oldest person there, but also one of the fittest

/young upstarts blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I bet you'll be the prettiest, dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# you betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# do you need to use a rest? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Wait. No?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# ... I think you did yourself more credit the first time...
It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of, as long as your control is good. Practice makes perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# let me just chalk the end of it for you
blue suits you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Thaaaanks!
Which reminds me, I should neaten up the tip with some wet and dry before I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# remember to keep one foot on the ground
when you bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Are you coming onto me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# almost......
stay still will you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Wow wont go on a date with me, so you'll have to take me out.
I'll wear a dress, but I wont put a ribbon in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why won't she? She didn't say that.
I'm not sure I fancy your chances against the wife though, he's big and tae kwon do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I know rollerblading and pogo-sticking. I'll take him on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *holds your kebab*
*and your food*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *stumbles to the bar*

EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.

BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bye Samblekins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# and Fae Won't Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# SHE WILL
if given enough sherbet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lemon sherbet?
or nawty sherbet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Lemon
Marching powder has not been had in a good few years, and is responsible for me owing a rather scary chap a couple of grand. It's ok though, he's long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)