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# Why I oughta.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
how's you this morn' Pasa?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm fine thanks.
Is it beer time? I don't know why but I've been up hours and keep checking the yardarm but it's always still stupid o' clock. I don't half fancy a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# if memory serves
you're supposed to get your first measure of rum at about 11... I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# 11 is acceptable.
But if I'm to have a beer now I my have to rethink my adoption of British Summer Time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Fist measure doesn't sound like very nice
EDIT: It's too early for me to be picking apart other people's spelling and grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a fist of rum?
you've never heard that one.... it came about as a fair way to measure out the rum... one was required to plunge one's fist into the barrel and however much rum was displaced was the measure they were given... it's a very good technique.

*hopes he got away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
a fist of rum, and a shoeing of beer.

EDIT: Why, you sneaky ninja...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it was my proof reader who made the changes
speak with my publishers if you have a grievance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# are you allowed to wear an over-sized glove?
such as found in the sport of boxing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# nope
that gets you 5 lashes... although the practice was taken out of use when people started injecting their hands with piss which made them swell to almost twice their size meaning that the sailor in question was too drunk and too cack handed to do their job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)