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# a chap who lurks here sometimes.
:)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Do I need these?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yes but only because you knwo how to dress
maybe with that really bright corset of yours
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I hadn't even thought of that.
YOU have an excellent brain.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hells yeah i do :)
i'm writing a short story about an evil stage magician who infects his audience with diseases. Its going to be called Bastardo the Astounding
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# only if you want to look like Pocahontas
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'


*Sings*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# thats one of the sexiest songs ever
especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices


*melts*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :(
Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i bet that could do the job
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It's done it before.
Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *phwoars*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a size 6, that's not that small.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I wasn't saying it was a small size
And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hehe
My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I think the fringing is too long
/pointlessly critical blog
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well I can trim it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes
I really ought to think about things a bit more
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)