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# was there a post-it note on your shoes
saying 'Ask me if I'm Tom O'Bedlam off b3ta'?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# even better, my shoes actually say "tom o'bedlam" on the side
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Easy ways to make me squeal my tits off in the middle of Soho include
showing me shoes with your name on.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# you'd love me then, my real name is "hi-tech"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# pleased to meet you
signed
Real Leather Upper
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# If your name was Real Leather
I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I got a purdy mouth
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.
CHAPS.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you made me office-lol, dammit, YOU HAVE NO SOLE!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *gets out tipp-ex and writes name on shoes*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)